April Art release Christmas single ‘Santa Is A B**ch’

German rock sensations April Art are delivering an unexpected Christmas highlight: their summer hit “Karma Is A Beach” has been hilariously transformed into the festive anthem “Santa Is A Bitch.”

The band explains:

“When we were thinking about cool Christmas merchandise, the idea came up to humorously change the lyric ‘Karma is a Bitch’ into ‘Santa is a Bitch’ and turn it into an Ugly Christmas Sweater. We loved the idea so much ourselves that we decided to also rewrite the song in a special Christmas version and release it.”

The new version of the song is now available on all major streaming platforms.

At the same time, the band’s Christmas merch is available in the official online shop. Part of the proceeds will be donated to Aktion Deutschland Hilft — a joint effort by the band, Reaper Entertainment, and Tickettoaster.

But that’s not all:

Pre-sale for the 2026 tour has already started. In the official band shop, fans can secure hard tickets for the concerts and also pre-order the band’s upcoming, yet untitled studio album on CD and vinyl at an Early-Bird price — a true first in the German rock scene.

Tour 2026 – Dates:

• 30.10.26 – CH, Zürich – Musikcafe Xtra
• 31.10.26 – DE, Lindau – Club Vaudeville
• 05.11.26 – DE, Hannover – Pavillion
• 07.11.26 – DE, Berlin – Hole44
• 13.11.26 – DE, Münster – Spuknikhalle
• 14.11.26 – DE, Hamburg – Grünspan
• 21.11.26 – DE, Leipzig – Hellraiser
• 27.11.26 – DE, Oberhausen – Kulttempel
• 28.11.26 – DE, Köln – Kantine
• 04.12.26 – DE, München – Backstage
• 05.12.26 – DE, Stuttgart – LKA-Longhorn
• 11.12.26 – DE, Nürnberg – Hirsch
• 12.12.26 – DE, Frankfurt – Batschkapp

Tickets and merch: shop.april-art.de

APRIL ART are
Lisa-Marie Watz – Vocals
Chris Bunnell – Guitar
Julian Schuetze – Bass
Ben Juelg – Drums